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| Sunday, December 5th, 2010 | |
| 9:50 pm | So, a rabbi, priest, and Baptist preacher walk into a bar... 1st things 1st... I have been told I should say nothing so I will say nothing... but you know what I am thinking. The same thing you thought when you heard... So, Beaumont is a stupid city. And, it took some magazine that most people never heard of to prove something I have been saying for years. The only thing that would have surprised me is if the survey would have said residents of Beaumont are not only stupid but, because they are so dumb this explains their inability to drive like decent, smart folk. Cuz, let's face it, Beaumont drivers suck bone. Really... So, Alicia Keys, Lady Ga Ga, Kim Kardashian, Justin Timberlake, and others pledge to not "tweet" until people donate a 1,000,000 dollars to their charity. Then, cuz there are people out there like me, someone starts a movement to not donate so these "important people", like the world leader Kardashian, will not post tweets. And, now these highly loved, important, people hang on their every word individuals, are re-thinking their plan. May I suggest an alternative plan? Have Kardashian have sex with all that donate 10 bucks! I mean, she made a sex video with some loser for free( and honestly, it ain't that good. That's what I heard), so 10 bucks is a step up... Had a great 48th birthday last week. Thanks to all my friends and family for the usual birthday wishes. Had dinner at Saltgrass. Tip: the wait for a table of 7 was an hour. And, it took about an hour to get our food. But, we all enjoyed the wait. It was during the wait that my family learned what I had found out the day before. I have been named Fire Fighter of the Year by the Texas American Legion. I will be presented this award in late January in Austin at the Mid-Winter convention of the American Legion. All of this was told to us several months ago, but it was made official recently. I would just like to say that from the day I hired on with the Port Arthur Fire Dept. it has been a dream to be recognized as Fire Fighter of the Year. So, when I found out about the award by the Port Arthur chapter of the American Legion, I was very happy. But, to be named as Fire Fighter of the Year for the State?! Words can't describe. So, pardon me if, for the next few months, my heads is some what larger than what it normally is... Since the holidays are upon us, remember - the perverts are out! Saturday night, as Heather and I were out in search of the perfect Christmas tree, we stopped at Home Depot and were entertained by a young man who appeared to be jerking off in the car next to us! Have I mentioned how much the people of Beaumont irritate the hell outta me?... Current Mood:  grateful |
| Wednesday, December 1st, 2010 | |
| 10:24 pm | You must all feel it... You know, when you get near a person that is vastly superior to you. You feel like you are so small and insignificant. Well, that's what people tell me they feel like when they are around me. Today I celebrate my 48th birthday. If he would have made my day of birth a National holiday, as I suggested months ago, Obama's approval rating would be at 100 percent today. So, even though he didn't do it, this doesn't mean you can't take off and celebrate. so, boys and girls, "drink to me. Drink to my health..." P.S. - I will have an announcement next week that will, once again, be an example of my Awesomenessity Current Mood:  accomplished |
| Tuesday, November 30th, 2010 | |
| 10:44 pm | A wandering minstrel I... First off... how about that Tom Delay? Too little too late. Like anyone (except a republican blogger) thought he was innocent! Now, if they could charge him with fucking up our districts 10 years ago... I have a new hobby. Geocaching. It is a fun hobby and has taken me and my woman to places in SE Texas that I have never been to before. Well, Mike, what is geocaching? Geocaching is a worldwide game of hiding and seeking treasure. A geocacher can place a geocache in the world, pinpoint its location using GPS technology and then share the geocache’s existence and location online. Anyone with a GPS unit can then try to locate the geocache. We have been, in just the last week, to Liberty, Devers, Galveston, Lake Jackson, Houston, Village Creek. To name a few places. We found a cache in Fort Travis in Bolivar. As a young man I spent many a day and night in Galveston and at Crystal Beach. And I would venture to say an easy 100 hours in line at the ferry. And I never knew that Fort was back there. It was a pretty cool place. Also, never stopped to look at the Bishop's Palace or walk the Strand. Until this last week. Also, I spent a fun morning in Challenger 7 Park. It is a nice park. You should look it up. Anyway, we spent alot of time in Beaumont. And, I leaned a lot about my new hometown. Like, it has a nice park for MLK. Pretty flowers. And, did you know that, per capita, Beaumont has more stupid dumb fuck drivers than any other city in America? Oh! And, best of all? Every park in the city of Beaumont has so many homeless people and crackheads that make taking your family out for an afternoon picnic impossible. Why, even Riverfront Park - that hideous mess on the river - is not exempt from the filth. On a beautiful Saturday morning, we were witness to a loving couple having a "brown chicken brown cow" moment on the grass. Fortunately for us, Beaumont's Finest, which is housed not a stones throw away from the park, were nowhere to be seen. So, while the Beaumont City Manager and Council fight to fight a fight they lost... several times, decent folk, and me, can't use city parks. And, if I can't use a city park that means I have to find something else to do. Like start posting more about how BISD, City Council, The City Manager, BPD, and most elected people SUCK FUCKIN' BONE. I tried to find a hobby that didn't include me posting blogs and had found it. But since I can't geocache in city parks without smelling piss and human shit and seeing people older than me humping during the day in public I guess I have no choice but to return to posting. Love, Mike Aguilar Current Mood:  nauseated |
| Monday, November 8th, 2010 | |
| 11:38 pm | Things To Do While In a Holding Position.. So... I'm sitting back, waiting for this hotel crap Thomas has going to fall down and start the official end of his rein of terror in the Butch ISD, and am wondering why the trustees continue to put up with it? Are there photos? Video tapes? WHAT? Is it too much to ask Woodrow  , Janice  , Terry  , Howard  or anyone on the board why Carroll Ann is STILL suckin' BISD tit? I think it is a valid question. And, none of that "He is a proven leader blah blah blah" bullshit. Making a lot of money is not being a proven leader. Ignoring the people is not being a proven leader. Lying to the public is not a proven leader. And, don't even start with the TAKS, SACKS, TEABAG, whatever they are test scores. They are no better than Port Arthur or Vidor. And, can someone do something about all of those "I praise myself" billboards C.A.B.T. has put up all over town? I have been quiet about the hotel issue but I think it's time for me to express myself... There is no reason on earth to build a hotel. Even if you find someone stupid enough to front the money, it makes no sense. Hotels are running well below capacity. Some as low as 30%. For a couple of weeks now, I have talked to people in the community. I have made jokes and thought of many funny things I could post. Ideas like the name - Butch's Brothel - with the tagline "If your gonna let him fuck you then you might as well do it in style". Jokes about how Butch wants the hotel because, with the floundering TAKS scores most BISD grads will only be able to find work in hotels. Jokes about how, because Butch caters to certain *ahem* people, each room will have a jacuzzi and stripper pole and hourly rates. About the real reason Butch wants the hotel - so staff and admin will not have to drive home drunk. There are many, many more. Like a bad dream, bad meal, bad lay - everything comes to an end. I have a feeling that this is Butch's swan song. While rumors of retirement have floated for a few years now, I think if the hotel deal falls apart, it is a major hit to The Lord gawd emperor. And, if he stays around? New board members will come into office next year. Yes, Woodrow, Terry, Billy, and Ollis will be gone, baby, gone! Now, I'm tired and the Bengals are coming back. Talk to ya later... Current Mood: busy |
| Thursday, October 28th, 2010 | |
| 6:45 am | I just gotta ask... ...Mr. Carrol Ann "Bitch" Thomas this question. What does it feel like to be  in public like a little bitch in jail?IF you didn't know,yesterday, the BISD tried to start the rushed process to build a hotel. Now, just so yo know I have a piece coming out about the hotel. Just post is about being served and the shame it must have brought to the BISD. By the video shown on KFDM you could see the lady being served is surprised and shocked. She had that  look.And, one thing I found very interesting was that BISD mouthpiece, the always wrong Jessie "I go to meetings of the B.E.T.T.E.R. group take pictures of those who don't agree with the gawd emperor big weinie boss Thomas" Hayes has not made a public statement or accused Getz of plotting the overthrow of the gawd emperor's holy kingdom. Maybe she had one of the many pitiful lunches the BISD serves our kids. Trust me, I've had lunch in the BISD and I wouldn't feed that crap to my dog. Anyway, this will only get bigger and messier as time goes on. More on mythoughts about the hotel soon... Current Mood: happy |
| Tuesday, October 26th, 2010 | |
| 9:28 am | @ home Sick and tired... Watching "Too Tough To Die" about Johnny Ramone... Joey, Dee Dee, Johnny Where are you when we need you? |
| Sunday, October 17th, 2010 | |
| 8:35 pm | So... As I sitting around and had finished pulling my nose hairs and cleaning my balls  with the new and improved Axe Detailer, when I surfed over to Klein's site for some giggles. And, what do I see? I get a mention. Still not sure what it means...  But, it got me to thinking. So, I looked at other local sites he has listed on his front page. I found somethings out... Megadump hasn't updated in several weeks. Wonder why they are still listed? Al Caldwell is just as boring online as he is on the radio... Apparently, Michelle McCalope has an expensive camera and hangs out with a lot of un-white people... Oh, and she is boring as well... And, the "ANONYMOUS" S Pit... I'm trying to figure out why Klein has this one around. Seeing as how he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Well, it's his site and he can have whatever he wants on it... Even if it makes him look like a dumbass hypocrite. Current Mood: horny |
| Wednesday, October 13th, 2010 | |
| 3:21 pm | So, you may be wondering, “Where the hell have you been? You missed the whole Carrol Ann Thomas interviews last week”. And, my answer to you would have been, “No. No, I didn’t.” Let me preface these next few paragraphs by saying that I am very vocal about schools. Public schools mainly. And, specifically public school administrators. I see them as nothing more than corrupt, lying, cheating, no account butt fuckers that are lookin’ to screw the public as often and for as much as they can. And, sadly, it is my fault. Yes, boys and girls, it’s my fault. Well, our fault. We have allowed these fat cat, over paid, jerk offs to do this. Like spoiled children, they do pretty much what we allow them to do. We, the people, allow them to do whatever they want. Let’s let that sink in for a moment… As a parent, I have found that love, understanding, compassion, and talking out our issues works for my kids about 80% of the time. And, in business, or in this instance, in the school district, this works out about the same. BUT! It’s that little percentage that causes the problems. That 20% in which nothing of the touchy, feely, hippie mentality works. It is times like these that compassion falls by the wayside. When touchy, feely open communications to resolve our conflicts in a meaningful way get kicked to the curb for more, shall we say, old school ways. The only way Mr. Thomas has been allowed to go on and do as he has done for all these years is because we have allowed him to. We allow the dumbfucks that renew his contract, with REALLY BIG, (and I’m talkin’ porn start cock big), BIG pay raises to stay in office. We allow these worthless, mindless, pieces of shit to stay in office. So, when you get down to it, it is OUR fault that Carrol “Bitch” Thomas has done all he has done. Name a new football stadium after himself? Our fault. Form a police department with guys so fat they could never actually chase anyone on foot for more than 2 steps? Our fault. Allow thieves to run departments throughout the district? Our fault. Here’s a good one. Allow a mindless drone who, in her very well known book in which she tries to convince her daughter and the world that she got pregnant THRU HER PANTIES, be the information officer for the district. This woman alone would be reason enough for a real man to resign in disgrace and dishonor. Wait! Who am I trying to kid? Thomas has NO HONOR! This woman has no business being an Information Officer. She is more of a reactionary type person than I am. Her “Press Releases” are full of lies and half truths. Just look at her recent statement concerning Tamara McGriff: From Jessie Haynes/BISD spokeswoman - It is my understanding from reviewing the plea that Tamraka McGriff entered today in federal court is that she accepted overpayments that totaled $212 from the Social Security Administration for the care of her disabled child. Apparently, the overpayment was something she was not aware of until the government brought it to her attention. Since the charge against Mrs. McGriff is a Class A Misdemeanor, her employment with BISD is not impacted by her guilty plea. This is in accordance with Board policy. McGriff is the interim director of the Department of Transportation. According to the court records, McGriff will reimburse the government approximately $15,000 in fees in restitution for the cost of prosecuting the case. The truth is far worse. The Beaumont Enterprise reported on September 29th: Haynes claims in her statement that McGriff's "employment with BISD is not impacted by her guilty plea. This is in accordance with Board policy." Haynes claims the $15,000 McGriff is required to pay is to reimburse the government for the cost of prosecuting the case. The U.S. Attorney's office, however, reiterated that the $15,000 is the amount McGriff received in benefits that she was not eligible for. This same information was reported in the Examiner and on other media websites. It was only AFTER the media picked up on Haynes lie that the BISD removed her statement from their “Fact Checker” site. They should re-name it “Jessie’s Vault of Lies”. This wasn’t the first lie and it won’t be the last. So, while the BISD administration is beset with idiots, fools, buffoons, morons, pinheads, drunks, thieves, and liars we must all remember this – it is our fault they are there. We can bring about change though. YES! We Can! And, in the coming months I will do my part to bring about change to the BISD. From top to bottom. From worthless trustees to dishonorable superintendents. Remember all that touchy, feely stuff I talked about at the beginning of this post? Going "Old School" means putting boots to ass. It means getting mad. It means yelling. It means not taking their crap anymore. It's called "Tough Love". And every swingin' dick on the BISD Board of Trustees needs an attitude adjustment. I'll do what I can. All I ask of you all – do your part. Come election day…  Current Mood:  determined |
| 6:50 am | And! WHAT A WEEK! A quick note kids... Sorry for not posting but life gets a little busy for me and its the EXTRA stuff that gets pushed to the side. My next post should be up tomorrow. I was scanning Klein's site yesterday and had seen that someone "sent him a reader email" (giggle giggle) about me and this site. Just a hint for that person - Hey! Dumbass! Yeah, you! The jerk off that wrote to Klein to ask about me... I'm right here, dipshit! Ask me ABOUT ME! And, this brings up an important point. You, the reader, can send me an email anytime you want. Don't be a punkass bitch and talk about me behind my back. I appreciate and respect people who ask me questions or who argue points about my post. Its the retards that want to get ugly and disrespectful that get burned like a moth to a flame. That's all for now, kids... Current Mood: sleepy |
| Thursday, September 30th, 2010 | |
| 6:43 am | Stop me if you've heard this one before.... So, you got this guy, he gets pulled over cuz he is drunk and driving. He denies to everyone that he was drunk. Until!!!!!! A dashboard video shows he swerving all over the road. So, the guy resigns. Hundreds of questions abound but no one answers. SO!!!! Then, questions pop up about the truck the drunk dude was driving. Still no answers... THEN!!! The chick they put in a temp position for the drunk dude who resigned gets popped on federal charges!! And her bosses, the ever popular, never a dull moment folks at the BISD say, "IT ain't murder... or drunk driving a district vehicle...after hours...after drinking...and claiming to be swerving cuz you was rasslin' a piece of bacon. Nah! Ain't nothing like that." Well, dumbass, it is! Reason Ms. McGriff should be, in the very least, removed as temp Director of Transportation is because, as DIRECTOR, she is in charge of... wait for it!...THE MONEY! She has shown she can't be trusted. And, the BISD posting of what happened is so lame. in other news... R.I.P. Tony Curtis. The dude was cool.  Current Mood: sad |
| Wednesday, September 29th, 2010 | |
| 8:28 am | Fox News, and updates... Saw Klein on Foxnews today. Wasn't impressed. A rehashing of crap that has been on his site already. And, then he teases us with something that was going to be on his site later today. BTW - not interested in Kirbyville at all. BISD UPDATE!!!! Nothing to update. Guillory is gone and Jesse says the investigation is over. BUT WAIT! There's more! Questions about those King Ranch trucks BISD bought have surfaced. Check out the B eaumont Enterprise print edition for that story. B.E.T.T.E.R. is reporting that they have enough signatures on their petition to force BISD to place the "new district set up" item on the ballot for May. I think Mike Getz is a community hero. Wonder whatever happened to that other group - B.E.S.T. I think they were called? This was the group whose meeting Bitch Thomas himself attended and made a Power Point presentation. Must be waiting for the BISD PD tp pick them up from the meeting at Easy's Bar and Car Wash. EXCLUSIVE!!!! Through my "Super Secret Sources" within the BISD, I found out that the BISD PD has ordered new vehicles. Since the mission of the BISD PD has changed, they have decided to incorporate the new vehicles to help them in their expanded roles. Here we see the new "BISD Board of Trustees Paddy Wagon"...  After a hard night of partying on Crockett Street, the BISD Trustees are given a comfy ride home by the BISD Personal Drivers.  Notice the ratio of Personal Drivers to Trustees! Now that is service! |
| Sunday, September 26th, 2010 | |
| 10:02 pm | Shit that pissed me off this past week… BISD and JCSO are conducting “investigations” (this is Government code for “shuffling paper, having 2 hour meetings, etc. in an effort to LOOK like they give a shit what the citizens think) into the “Clifton Guillory” incident. As an aid to my readers I will, once a week, post updates on the investigations. My completely anonymous sources within the JCSO and BISD (and, YES, I have several in each organization and am accumulating more EVERY single day) will help keep me informed so I can pass it all on to you all. Beaumont drivers are the worst drivers EVER. Instead of Beaumont which means “Beautiful Mountain” the city name should be “Succion Des Conducteurs” which means Sucking Drivers”. This would be confirmed by the whole Guillory incident. Speaking of which… Can a Jefferson County Sheriff’s Deputy not get fired for the Guillory incident? Can a BISD officer not get fired for the Guillory incident? Is driving a Cooter Brown drunk fucker home SOP for BISD cops? And, if it is, does that make the BISD officers not police officers but BISD admin and staff’s BITCHES? I’m just sayin’…. When a player, in any sport, makes a good play, he points to Heaven and thanks God. Why don’t they do that when they make a bad play? Like, when they drop a ball or miss the 3 point shot? Have I mentioned drivers in Beaumont suck? Suck balls? Big, dirty, hairy, unwashed balls? Thinks James Willie Jones did the right thing and I would do the same. Screw with my kids and I will fuck you up – no matter what your age is. Parents who allow their kids to run wild in Kroger or Wal-Mart should not be upset when I tell the kid, “If you run in front of my cart again and I hit you, don’t cry, you little shit”, then look at mom/dad as they stare at me with contempt and I say, “What the hell you lookin’ at? Corral your kids!” Really, that does make BISD cops everyone’s BITCHES, doesn’t it? I mean, say a coach for one of the 3 high schools is out partyin’ after a close loss, can he call BISD PD dispatch and say, “Send Sgt. Bitch to ____ & ____. I need a ride home”? Burke found guilty – no shit. I don’t Zumba but I like watchin’ the infomercial Also on the list of stations you would never think I watch… FashionTV, Food Network, and Cooking. So, I guess "BISDPD" stands for "Beaumont Independent School District Personal Drivers"? Current Mood:  hyper |
| Thursday, September 23rd, 2010 | |
| 8:49 pm | Sherlock: Evil is afoot! Aguilar: Good! I been needin' to put my afoot up Evil's ass! Pissing the night away Pissing the night away… He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him Of the good times He sings the songs that remind him Of the better times… Hello and welcome back boys and girls! Did ya miss me? I didn’t think about ya’ll at all. I was really enjoying my retirement. Spending time with the kids, relaxing in my rockin’ chair… well okay, there wasn’t a rockin’ chair and I complained about anything and everything. So, I watched and read. And, honestly, boys and girls, you all might find this hard to believe, but the local media and bloggers bored the fuck outta me! From Klein with his incoherent ramblings to certain television stations (cough*KFDM*cough) not reporting major events happening in the BISD – they all bored the everlovinshitouttame! What has been the catalyst of my return to the world of the Ethernet was the “Getz arrest” and the lack of coverage (RE: NIL) by KFDM. Let me preface this by stating that a post by Klein stirred the sleeping bits of rage that floated throughout my psyche. His post, concerning, of all things, a BISD board meeting where KFDM reporter Ron Reynolds was led away from a heated discussion by BISD mouthpiece Jesse Hayes, caught my eye. In the post, Klein claimed that Reynolds and another reporter for KFDM, Nicole Murray, worked as some sort of ghost writers for superintendent, Carrol Ann Thomas. As most of us would, I cast aside his assertion as folly and continued picking the lint out of my belly button. Then, the funniest thing happened. Local law dude, Mike Getz went and got arrested. Or removed. Or kicked out. Or issued a citation. Or was asked, in a polite and lilting voice, to leave. (Musical break… …Yo, Yo, Yo, We be Big Pimpin’ spendin’ cheese, We be Big Pimpin’ in B-M-T. Justa Carrol Ann, Jesse and, KFDM!... Okay, back to the story… What caught my attention was the lack of coverage by the BIG PIMP in local media. Yes, boys and girls, KFDM was AWOL. MIA. They had closed up shop. Gone fishin’. They was no where to be seen! DUDE, WTF?! How is it that the Biggest player in the game goes missing? And, believe me (or don’t) I wasn’t the only one asking this question. So, I ask you, loyal readers, was this just one of those, “Hey, guys, we stepped outside to have a smoke and missed everything” moments or was it something more sinister? Could it be, as Klein stated, that Reynolds and Murray DO work for his hineyness? Could the Master of the Known Universe, Carrol Ann Thomas, have yanked on the choke chain of his inferior underlings and shushed them into silence? Think what you like, but in my book, KFDM, Uncle Larry, Ron (and, I will be kind as this is my first post in a while – is a racist, non teleprompter reading weiner that needs to find a job in radio. I hear The Breeze in PAT is hiring!) Reynolds, Nicole Murray, all the ass clowns on the BISD Board and, The Once and Future King of all that is BISD – Carrol Ann Thomas are all bitches until they come clean. And for some of them, coming clean ain’t EVER GONNA HAPPEN. Now, I know I’m small fish to these cats. I’m a nobody. Some crackpot, loud mouth sonofabitch from Port Arthur who thinks he can come into BMT and stir the pot and be somebody. And, you may be right. But I got news for you movers and shakers in BMT. Come close so I can whisper this in your waxy ear… It only takes one person to topple a shaky house of cards. My advice – get out while the getting’ is good cuz….  Aguilar is BACK! Current Mood: amused |
| Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 | |
| 10:15 pm | Be afraid. Be VERY AFRAID. I back, bitches!!!!! The Revolution will be televised! Coming soon... BISD and why KFDM didn't cover the Getz "arrest"... The City of Bell and the BISD - a comparison... And an exclusive! Is fund raiser money from BISD kids used to pay the electric bill for the Carrol Bitch Thomas Stadium? Current Mood:  bitchy |